tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67091229676361535502024-03-19T04:03:25.493+00:00Fables of FreastFreasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-13465901151474516982011-02-22T18:45:00.002+00:002011-02-22T20:34:51.317+00:00FREAST DO SMILING IN PHOTOS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Keast used almost a whole can of dry shampoo before these were taken yet her hair still looks like she works overtime at KFC. After watching Paranormal Activity last night, there was the choice of leaving the room in the dark alone to have a shower and facing certain death, or remaining in a foetal position with her hands over her eyes and ears. Keast chose the latter. The coat she's sporting isn't the most practical thing she's owned and it's never been worn in the presence of red wine. Keast feels the dress helps her on her mission towards becoming Taylor Swift but she really needs to be walking through a field in the Deep South to make it work. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Fry is aware that leant forward in all her photos she isn't demonstrating most effectively the assets of her double breasted cardigan. Through wearing this outfit to her ethnomusicology lecture she hoped her colleagues would assume by her khaki trousers with pockets on the sides that she was the sort of person who frequently travels to Papa New Guinea to record and analyse indigenous folk music. In actual fact, Fry meerly enjoys the fact that the waistband expands with her as she settles back into her mid-term uni diet as well as the fact that she could carry stuff in her legs if she really wanted to.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Freast hope you appreciate our new-found ability to smile in place of attempting yet another 'America's Next Top Model' reference. Similarly, to counteract the over-casual nature of the last few posts, we'll attempt Haute Couture in the near future. Thanks to all our new followers, we'll try to think of something exciting to do if we get to 100. We probably will give something away but think along the lines of a Primark bathmat (signed by Freast) rather than a Mulberry Alexa.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: red;">MAXIMUM LOVE</span></strong></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: red;">FREAST</span></strong></div>Freasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-82943064564157433502011-02-20T16:12:00.000+00:002011-02-20T16:12:33.259+00:00FREAST CONTINUE TO RELISH CLASHING PATTERNS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYBXY-vRwxYcBqn8ZL9ccvMlf-zeJmwNj4jKz5QziTn1sMmNhIyXoFBfy-v-D1Eq5mCLDIAsvYX1_-SOviFcw_RHwoZoHxgcJZXyzFLlXrPg5fwuc2dOGl-vUEocnJFRStRR6rWAnaBIk4/s1600/DSC01513.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYBXY-vRwxYcBqn8ZL9ccvMlf-zeJmwNj4jKz5QziTn1sMmNhIyXoFBfy-v-D1Eq5mCLDIAsvYX1_-SOviFcw_RHwoZoHxgcJZXyzFLlXrPg5fwuc2dOGl-vUEocnJFRStRR6rWAnaBIk4/s400/DSC01513.JPG" width="300" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMN-7gfHJ2efzQjivF4_66VGItkUlSqYg6HBdgEH9aC1qy_Wp08xrlamfjHykDLitM4TSkotpkH6C3mI1E0iwEtU8euCkMAVS7474ApHbIv_uSuBF7IhQuYWkr7j9CT9OynPMeOQn3FkzS/s1600/DSC01510.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMN-7gfHJ2efzQjivF4_66VGItkUlSqYg6HBdgEH9aC1qy_Wp08xrlamfjHykDLitM4TSkotpkH6C3mI1E0iwEtU8euCkMAVS7474ApHbIv_uSuBF7IhQuYWkr7j9CT9OynPMeOQn3FkzS/s400/DSC01510.JPG" width="335" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">As Primark's worthy competitor to the Mulberry Alexa, this satchel is probably one of Fry's better bags at coping with her degree (unlike her more uselss collection of clutches).When she was 14 and cool, she covered it in badges. She now prefers a more minimalist approch in order to pave the way for the exciting pattern offered by this orange slash yellow thing. Sourced from Mamma Fry's wardrobe of the olden days, Fry enjoys the pattern of this cardigan very much, despite the intimidating fact that its colour palet on her skin makes her look like she has meningitus. For when this post inevitably reaches Miss Jay, she apologises for having 'lost her neck'.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: red;">MAXIMUM LOVE</span></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: red;">FREAST</span></strong></div>Freasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-40627031843491873712011-02-10T12:38:00.000+00:002011-02-10T12:38:22.280+00:00FREAST DO REPPING FOR BRITAIN<img height="453" id="myphoto" seq="152" src="http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/5412_105611666834_513151834_2575421_2634518_n.jpg" width="604" /><br />
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</div>Back when Freast were cool, we went to see The Kooks at the Ibiza Rocks hotel in matching sequin Union Jack dresses. Initially purchased in celebration of Fry's 18th birthday, these TK Maxx gems for some reason went down much better in Spain than Portsmouth. It was unsaid, but both of us secretly thought that through the wearing of such outrageous costume the Kooks would probably invite us up on stage, beginning our lifetime of superstardom. Surprisingly, this didn't happen. It did however function as a marvellous method of making us feel like C-list celebrities. There are probably around 30 photos on the interweb of Freast with generic Spanish men thinking we were some sort of UK pop act.<br />
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We're aware that we look somewhat bedraggled in every single photo, but we were at the point of the holiday where pot noodles and free flourescent-coloured drinks had taken their toll on both Freast's appearance and mood. Highlights included not talking for a solid 20 minutes after Keast stepped on Fry's toes, and bedding down in the sofa area of 'Es Paradis.' Incredibly we made it onto the flight home with our friendship and our immune systems intact, having taken a taxi directly from the club to the airport, a story which we repeat at every social occasion as it's the only time it's appeared like we live a crazy rock and roll lifestyle.<br />
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Our lack of posts recently is regretful, however mini Fry had brain surgery and Keast unlike Fry does a real subject at university and so has to do like loads of work. To our hundreds of disappointed fans who have no doubt made our blog their homepage we apologise, and promise to be all over the interweb soon.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><img height="400" id="myphoto" seq="153" src="http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/5332_105611671834_513151834_2575422_6173865_n.jpg" width="296" /></div>Freasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-64143457395482903412011-02-06T17:53:00.000+00:002011-02-06T17:53:15.174+00:00FREAST DO POOR POSING<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNabkALErYWmTGctHjbq8Hst3MqAGJqWYHXcUPYQZlgL3mNKoGczxZ6dQ82N54FLiHbZ52dxyg5omK32eNPUdaRDkQgYRQjW7nBQ7KiWorQl0kTRwpdd2rgwY0wXtFK8-emuMFJzT6brn9/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNabkALErYWmTGctHjbq8Hst3MqAGJqWYHXcUPYQZlgL3mNKoGczxZ6dQ82N54FLiHbZ52dxyg5omK32eNPUdaRDkQgYRQjW7nBQ7KiWorQl0kTRwpdd2rgwY0wXtFK8-emuMFJzT6brn9/s320/1.jpg" width="236" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8loYDKfB8DP3EJmb3plgZxXLV3uy0c-hwj8hnxNSwh_Z7OsWsGwEcCT3pEEI4YdBfVTEzqt9Fqh4Ca3BcKQIXRrnA3wvk8Yk6jNxtRqO8456kNXEnel2gOZ181SHkLBMlVyes0Bao67Y2/s1600/DSC01498.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8loYDKfB8DP3EJmb3plgZxXLV3uy0c-hwj8hnxNSwh_Z7OsWsGwEcCT3pEEI4YdBfVTEzqt9Fqh4Ca3BcKQIXRrnA3wvk8Yk6jNxtRqO8456kNXEnel2gOZ181SHkLBMlVyes0Bao67Y2/s320/DSC01498.JPG" width="236" /></a></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">A fan of all things puffa, this is the first of Fry's many quilted numbers to be showcased on this blog. Quite apart from their wipe clean appeal, on a night out in Manc they offer more warmth than most to all of her assorted knitwear. The outside of this plaid number is actually flannel, which combined with the quilted lining apparently makes for a good cuddle. It's also quite nice to walk over when left on her bedroom floor. Although partial to the odd bottle of Johnsons, Fry assures us that today's bronzed legs are meerly a product of trendy photo editing. She apologies that in her attempt to 'find her light', her head is to one side in every single photo.</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"></div><div class="" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">Keast ordered this playsuit from the ASOS sale and it almost didn't do up due to the well-stocked fridge over the Christmas period. She's very tempted to wear this to her hours of education but feels the zip being in the front may make her one-on-one supervisions awkward. The prostitute shoes were a birthday gift from parents Keast although she bought them herself and daddy keast says if it was up to him he wouldn't let her out the house. Keast tried to do serious face on the stairs but the fact that it was night-time and she was in the throes of a pneumonia/TB hybrid has led to disappointing results. This said she's moved rooms now which may lead to both bedroom AND living room shots complete with a sink and a quality TK Maxx tablecloth (it's basically MTV cribs.) ALSO when writing the little bit about where her clothes were from she realised she really wasn't wearing that much for winter and will go all out on the layers next time. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;">We're experimenting with new layout in order to source maximum space for the writings of Freast, but only having a B in half-course IT GCSE is not helping procedures as we have yet to need to build a spreadsheet about garden centres. Fry has a 'Reading Week' (jealous face from Keast) so the posts should be coming thick and fast in the days ahead. Loving the comments and followings, will hopefully have time to reply to them all amongst pretending to follow the superbowl and fighting off plagues. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">MAXIMUM LOVE</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">FREAST</span></b></div>Freasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-83601305684641666252011-02-01T17:07:00.001+00:002011-02-02T10:08:54.495+00:00MEMORIES OF FREAST<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>1. FREAST DID BARN DANCING</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><br />
</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8le-GOzNLcxfFSPu3ZTpO5hiLodmlU8Y3ahfymwxJZ_IvJcfDC650XRwT_66-6Vjs5NIfu29gkdA3EeR6Ci0-Iv61SONX6jXxFg4ARk8LC5QMBmlAkhDTQWH3FiDGHo28e9WXUkoDdqh9/s1600/drfuiu.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="193" s5="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8le-GOzNLcxfFSPu3ZTpO5hiLodmlU8Y3ahfymwxJZ_IvJcfDC650XRwT_66-6Vjs5NIfu29gkdA3EeR6Ci0-Iv61SONX6jXxFg4ARk8LC5QMBmlAkhDTQWH3FiDGHo28e9WXUkoDdqh9/s200/drfuiu.bmp" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">A key part of Bandcamp (where Freast met,) the barndance allowed Freast to go all out with the classy outfits. Oblivious of the fact that it was held in a sportshall and less than 15% of attendees forced to come actually took part, Freast were in their element. Highlights included being bequeathed with the microphone to tell people to doh-see-doh, and being able to hold hands with people it was normally inappropriate to touch. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>2. FREAST DID ARTS AND CRAFTS</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">As teenagers, Freast never fully took on the ladette culture, preferring to remain indoors in pyjamas painting each other's faces on canvas sourced from Poundland. Keast's depiction by Fry was hung above her bed for at least 3 years, until she came home from uni to find the parents had removed it because they found it 'frightening.' In our heads, in 3 years time these will be hanging facing each other in the 'FREAST: THE FORMER YEARS' exhibition at the Tate. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Another Band Camp gem, Freast took to the stage in polyutherine ''leather'' trousers and multiple gold chains to regale a crowd of about 40. This preceded a joint attempt at playing the violin in the same dress. Both videos can be sourced online but we'll wait for The Sun to find those when we're superstars.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">As part of our training to become <a href="http://fablesoffreast.blogspot.com/2011/01/freasts-shortlist-of-superlative.html">wives</a>, Freast decided to do a Delia and prepare a roast. This resulted in severe oil burns and barely cooked roast potatoes as dessert. Nevertheless, being able to traipse around Tesco wearing clothes we'd found in a house belonging to someone we'd never met allowed for maximum Freast enjoyment. Similarly, our new found obsession with the Primark 'living' department in all its sequinned cushion glory has propelled us along the path of home-making. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?op=1&view=all&pid=4402754&id=651210743&psids%5B0%5D=511823706&psids%5B1%5D=513151834" id="myphotolink" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><a href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?op=1&view=all&pid=4402754&id=651210743&psids%5B0%5D=511823706&psids%5B1%5D=513151834" id="myphotolink" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img height="240" id="myphoto" seq="20" src="http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5412_105611701834_513151834_2575427_8380725_n.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Furthering our exploration of domesticity, Freast have taken to the sewing machine more than once in our friendship. A pre-Ibiza birthday present for Fry, these bikini bottoms were worn once, subsequently disintegrating upon contact with chlorine. Other bonding moments have included sewing 'Freast' in sequins onto a velour tracksuit until 4am, and creating ballgowns by wrapping leapord print tablecloths around our entire bodies. Think Project Catwalk. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?op=1&view=all&pid=4402754&id=651210743&psids%5B0%5D=511823706&psids%5B1%5D=513151834" id="myphotolink" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a></div> Freasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-65486347658147512572011-01-29T18:53:00.004+00:002011-01-29T18:58:08.756+00:00FREAST DO INAPPROPRIATE HEMLINES<div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7S3MliEIZHDmmqQ2e6uqaNfSKlNkMiPQsBEwgcZvnv3gltY5RHTL4svrDhdmrQhQ9_vmYAtv2bFg5UZ4mHKL79Ejf7dBDizVUhM59vspWlQ5JjkASqGFArxbLHioE9pFEBOFvhRcp5-Ec/s320/DSC01450.JPG" width="320" /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">dress - ASOS, cardigan - vintage, tights - Henry Holland, boots - ASOS, necklaces - Urban Outfitters</span></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfAgAWq__0oAsDMmNabFbgHeq9SjYfnqpRPrGAFDD3KczrRFJhC8O7YdZjHaTYy53F75Cbk0Em3zuZ0vUYEWi3UsOk-OHnvRjLgCwM3_Lp5RWrObN-JNLz2gWyHIimucWk5coQbOdVh-Nr/s1600/me13.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfAgAWq__0oAsDMmNabFbgHeq9SjYfnqpRPrGAFDD3KczrRFJhC8O7YdZjHaTYy53F75Cbk0Em3zuZ0vUYEWi3UsOk-OHnvRjLgCwM3_Lp5RWrObN-JNLz2gWyHIimucWk5coQbOdVh-Nr/s400/me13.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;"></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: justify;">An unusual choice of outerwear amongst the current sea of Barbours, Freast are very aware that this look is almost definitely on its way out. However, the feeling of being legitimately allowed to parade around in what is basically a giant blanket is phenomenal. Additional pluses include people thinking we're foreign - something Freast think is cool for some reason. A lot of people have asked if Freast's ASOS marvels are fancy dress and for this reason they're largely worn around the house. Keast is also aware that she looks like an idiot in the one above, but the camera ran out of battery at this point and she can't find the charger. She feels that the extreme use of the 'contrast' button may have over-compensated for the generally poor quality. </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Fry is aware that wearing sunglasses at night is tragic, however owing to her quality photo editing aided by special friend skills she now believes she is a celebrity. She also promises that she is not yet cool enough to work ribbed tights with deliberate holes in - she definitely didn't notice until she uploaded the photos. Freast have once again had issues with sizing as you may be able to tell. Keast's 'one size fits all' obviously doesn't fit 'all' as it almost reaches her ankles. Furthermore, Fry has opted to embrace the fact that hers is three sizes too big (Mamma Fry has decided that her daughter has 'broad shoulders') as this means she can fit lots of fleeces underneath.</div><br />
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</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><img alt="Jeremy being hit by an envelope, because apparently that man’s relationship can’t ‘survive 2 lie detectors and a DNA test’ " height="203" src="http://itn.co.uk/story467906cdc248a6a5431a68a61521f327.jpg" title="" width="267" /></span></div><div align="center"><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Jeremy being hit with an envelope, because apparently that man’s relationship can’t ‘survive 2 lie detectors and a DNA test’ </span></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></em></div><div align="center"><span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;">Some would say sleeping through the morning episode of Jeremy Kyle and catching up on it using ITV player was a low point in Freast’s lives. We find that quality programming such Jezza, ‘Tool Academy,’ and ‘My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding’ are apt for filling the gap which some would say should taken up by academia. Freast’s highest accolade has to be shared equally between ‘Sun sex and suspicious parents’ and ‘Teens tie the knot,’ both of which Freast reckon could be key guides for living your life.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: black; font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">2. <strong><span style="color: black;">Being extra-curricular</span></strong></span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color: black;"><strong><span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></strong></span></strong></div><div align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><img height="198" src="http://defendyourself101.ca/files/images/me_cane.jpg" width="182" /></span></div><div align="center"><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Cane fighting society</span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
</span></em></div><div align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="color: black;">Freast have tried a myriad of activities in the last two years of higher education. One highlight was probably Keast attempting mixed lacrosse for the first and only time, being run down and brutally attacked by LADS with sticks. Other activities which Freast have yet to attend but for some reason are on the mailing list for include ‘juggling society,’ ‘cane fighting society,</span><span style="color: black;">’ and the 'steel pan society.’</span></span><br />
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</span></i></div><div align="center"><span style="color: black; font-family: inherit;">When daddies Freast lugged all our clobber up 3 flights of stairs, we promised ourselves this term would be different. Funnily enough, our belongings have yet to find themselves in the appropriate receptacles. The carpet is instead covered in a plethora of crates wontainging empty boxes of ‘flourescent fabric brush pens’ and papers entitled ‘Drinking: Units and You.’ Freast have yet to find a use for such a document, aside from calculating lad points. </span><br />
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<div style="font-weight: bold;"><i> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">Happier days of orange juice drinking</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></div></blockquote><blockquote><div style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">In Freast’s mind, apple sourz and the beef and tomato flavoured pot noodle count as 2 of our 5 a day. Unfortunately, both seem to have had detrimental effects on our skin, hair and immune system. With no readily disposable funds or time for wholesome cooking and drinking, we're off to source Superdrugs finest 'A-Z Multivitamins and Minerals.' </span></div></blockquote></div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: inherit;">3. Ends of sales</span></strong><br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Having found some absolute wonders (mostly made of polyutherine) Freast aren't going to be able to handle full price Primark. Unfortunately most of the student loan has been squandered on frivolities like heating and electricity, so we're going to have to resort to wearing the <a href="http://fablesoffreast.blogspot.com/2011/01/freast-do-animal-hide.html">snakeskin skirt</a> over and over again. We can't think of a social situation which it's not appropriate for. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
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</div></div><div align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">We're simply THRILLED we have to walk everywhere now that we're back at uni. Whilst it's highly convenient to be bereft of personal transport from a lash point of view (Freast abhor drink-driving), we're missing the TaTu at full blast and being forced to spoon in the back of the Yaris having had one too many.</span><br />
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Initially purchased for dog-walking purposes, the brown jacket sported by Fry (also owned but accidentally left at home by Keast) has become a treasured possession. We're somewhat unsure of it's 'leather' credentials, seeing as it came in at about £10, but it has exciting shaped sleeves and comes naturally creased which is perfect for Freast's floor.<br />
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</div>Fry now understands that these tights probably aren't quite appropriate for January, as the male population of Manchester were today incredulous at the sight of legs that resembled a nude colour. She also apologises for the increasing disintegration of her 'classy' red nail varnish. For the first time in a long while Keast wore jeans and it was a very restricting experience.<br />
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</div>Anyway, it's exciting to see that we now have enough followers to be a multiple of something. PLUS when we say it quickly most people assume we have 80. We normally don't correct them. Keast is still having massive issues finding gainful employment abroad, so if anyone owns France give us an email. 'Work which counts towards something' has been piling up by the day, but for some reason the world's most giant TK Maxx and the sticky depths of Wetherspoons have been more alluring. Expect a new 'What's hot' within the next 48 hours. It's probably not going to be quite as ingenious as last time but we'll endeavour to enthrall you once again.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Freasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-38713187262306346922011-01-18T23:59:00.000+00:002011-01-18T23:59:02.280+00:00FREAST DO LECTURE CHIC<div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkLjaDQchmkr7LW-KMdK_Eoysrp5sa73mVmGce5_19-hE-MfGfTCpgBLYrhbjLaO2SmLF7yGyas6QUJ9yEnOFUXKyx78eDLATKJKduZDW8s7RIW3F7bVwmUm2seeTJb7QEkYYIK5CpL5gU/s1600/DSC01431.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkLjaDQchmkr7LW-KMdK_Eoysrp5sa73mVmGce5_19-hE-MfGfTCpgBLYrhbjLaO2SmLF7yGyas6QUJ9yEnOFUXKyx78eDLATKJKduZDW8s7RIW3F7bVwmUm2seeTJb7QEkYYIK5CpL5gU/s320/DSC01431.JPG" width="240" /></a></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">FRY: Jumper - Topman, Skirt - Topshop, tights - Topshop, boots - Topshop, necklaces - Urban Outfitters, coat - Mexx</span> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; margin: 0px; text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyEqcF4wT-IMJLJ9S0DQF_jCXuxDDdjIiaNumx69594wSF-y0XGf_-m3Dvp_3TjngN5m_1zOuaAIQ-pCAUAzGayAJEFnPKOjNpv7ge0Svzwvxme8ACWVHDIdhy8rLO2T6Zo54XCLQW1nMp/s1600/DSC01436.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyEqcF4wT-IMJLJ9S0DQF_jCXuxDDdjIiaNumx69594wSF-y0XGf_-m3Dvp_3TjngN5m_1zOuaAIQ-pCAUAzGayAJEFnPKOjNpv7ge0Svzwvxme8ACWVHDIdhy8rLO2T6Zo54XCLQW1nMp/s320/DSC01436.JPG" width="281" /></a><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Today, Fry has decided that she can get away with hosiery worthy of the Moulin Rouge by paring it with a giant jumper following her breakfast of meatballs for two. <span style="font-family: "Verdana", "sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">Despite attempts to convince herself that the addition of gold necklaces and red nail varnish make this outfit aesthetically pleasing, she is bitterly aware of the amount of times her choice of knitwear has been previously featured on her special man friend (which she may or may not have forced him to buy for personal gain)</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "Verdana", "sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">.</span></span></span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; margin: 0px; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mummy Keast was given this for Christmas. Freast were thrilled because it has detailed photos of Kate lifting boxes and wearing tracksuits. It also has very dramatic chapter titles such as:</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">If The Sun want to send us a copy we'd be only too happy to do a similarly comprehensive review of their compendium of 'Royal Love,' which we're sure contains an entirely different set of comparisons to Diana and pictures of Kate at the supermarket.</span>Freasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-24609699502248562052011-01-13T19:06:00.000+00:002011-01-13T19:06:33.720+00:00FREAST'S SHORTLIST OF SUPERLATIVE CAREERS<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">From birth, fathers freast have promised us we'd be superstars. However, while we're still waiting for a call from the BBC (we'd accept T4 at a push) we've composed a list of ideal careers to pass the time until we are discovered:</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(1) </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Club-rep</span></strong> Following our cultural excursion to the wilds of Ibiza, Freast feel that 'club-rep' probably surpasses all other form of employment. Being paid to prance around in swimwear peer-pressuring large groups of wasted 'lads' into spending a fortune on boat parties with Maxim models probably has its perks. Our favourite technique observed during our sojourn on the isle was literally walking said teenagers to the cashpoint in order to seal the deal. Surprisingly such an occupation has yet to be listed on the University of Cambridge's list of 'intellectually stimulating' things to do on your year abroad.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="200" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguDzRK3TSi8EdFaZOEomn4FmkoQ6aQlDOzdLsqrnHN99xH_gOfzx565uDZujNaJj4w4svMpx2U3TNudoeEbwU-Ski-nW6Ew9yWjF2TN8TPxnvthNA-dQ-F0vyI3EtnH9FqSIoPrJDs2kDv/s200/beefa.bmp" width="148" /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(2) </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Trainer at sea world</span></strong> In addition</span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> to providing further opportunity for attention in swimwear, Freast can think of nothing better than showing off how much the planet's finest marine life love us. Despite not actually having degrees in marine biology as of yet, we reckon befriending people in the Science Faculty would probably get us in. Alternatively, Fry's accomplished dog training will no doubt propell us into such an occupation.</span><br />
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</span></div>Freasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-71254525411708603352011-01-12T23:06:00.002+00:002011-02-02T20:59:01.429+00:00FREAST WANT TO BE ON TOP<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">This is probably about as high as Freast are going to get in the price stakes until Karl Lagerfeld realises that we have much more to offer Chanel than Blake Lively ever could. In short, for the garments worn in the following money shots, Freast wore All Saints. This required some special measures, such as the washing of hair and the use of props such a trained dog.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><img alt="image" height="216" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ePyo4feZuwM/TS4kkbdSbeI/AAAAAAAAAFs/-L60IHbXYLk/image_thumb%5B2%5D.png?imgmax=800" style="display: inline;" title="image" width="145" /> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTA8CVR1dIF5dOWU_Uo-UFncTJDQevV47ihBEnhH6Nh6BBhURm4_An6_bcjCW8rt6Trgvl81FnJFJuYbkOTvrljA35hgQoiw5Fz7gLU1JXxVYFcZOD3yqK-ivNqmsuXCx47KW0MSkr5gZ3/s1600/IMG_1710.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="cssfloat: undefined; float: right;"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2JS-FhxwwziLQXGF1vWMh8BgWH-8-AZHY2o8Kd7xtliA8IikNWUYdbGV4i24WSH5kyeSoJkOhPi3XAotSuWYg58jUpftjES4pz-V0KQilMJu-MEjCAxuajC7VWDi-g6l66gR56rVqvF4P/s1600/IMG_1710.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2JS-FhxwwziLQXGF1vWMh8BgWH-8-AZHY2o8Kd7xtliA8IikNWUYdbGV4i24WSH5kyeSoJkOhPi3XAotSuWYg58jUpftjES4pz-V0KQilMJu-MEjCAxuajC7VWDi-g6l66gR56rVqvF4P/s200/IMG_1710.JPG" width="102" /></a></div><div style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: calibri;">Seeing as we feel we are stretching the budget in the step up from Primark to H&M, All Saints is definitely one of those shops which requires us to ask fathers Freast for the inheritance early. As easy as it is to convince ourselves that our overdraft is just free money, our plastic didn't stretch as far as full price All Saints. However, the fact that this quality cardigan-come-wrap-with-sleeves was on sale didn't deter us from cracking out the 'America's next top model trying desperately to impress Tyra' posing. In hindsight Keast's crotch-grab was probably one step too far. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: calibri;">As you no doubt can tell, the use of flash (due to night-time) had different effects on Freast's photos. Frankly, it's beyond us why the National Portrait Gallery hasn't commissioned for an exhibition yet.</span> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOja5VdXvMLIb5qWT8xJN1g6OVD5JbOY-CJTx1aZ3yoNo3voX7JjpYhANO0YdhaaCCV2Ddgzdv3DhKLEo9WeYOJqnfHHA7Z16ftSPmIFcQvdSv_ds5LFKuIxGKZGAC13_BqpbCmyLNrCZD/s1600/IMG_1733.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOja5VdXvMLIb5qWT8xJN1g6OVD5JbOY-CJTx1aZ3yoNo3voX7JjpYhANO0YdhaaCCV2Ddgzdv3DhKLEo9WeYOJqnfHHA7Z16ftSPmIFcQvdSv_ds5LFKuIxGKZGAC13_BqpbCmyLNrCZD/s320/IMG_1733.JPG" width="201" /></a><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="237" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjohi0mRD28mcFPVThrGCPK_Oweo0A8MC-bs7vLxPExrshDW3UttY9nHd8OaeP9s-m7iDD6TNAU4qzAGHumlZkrBgQNq_OQkT17WXQ4VWqfPrtoEwJzHp-0TNTrfLDCbPIPmMCAC68mf6PL/s200/IMG_1737.JPG" width="166" /> </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Now that our number of followers is coming close to being able to be counted on TWO hands, we thought we'd let you know what's coming up next - a technique which can be compared successfully with the cliffhangers left on Friday episodes of Neighbours. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">For mañana's (not wanting to exclude our no doubt thriving Hispanic audience) episode of Fables of Freast, we're going to be exploring the idea of career opportunities. The fact that we haven't exactly decided what we're going to write at all means that we can't tell you much more than that, safe to say it's going to be in the same crushingly witty vein as the rest of our oeuvre.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MAXIMUM LOVE</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong><span style="color: red;">FREAST</span></strong></span></div>Freasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-68743577113795080372011-01-11T23:47:00.002+00:002011-01-19T18:53:04.747+00:00WHAT'S HOT AND WHAT'S NOT<span style="font-family: calibri;"></span> <br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: medium;">GOING UP <img alt="Thumbs up" class="wlEmoticon wlEmoticon-thumbsup" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ePyo4feZuwM/TSzlZ8MIKMI/AAAAAAAAAEs/vjlUBREDHxQ/wlEmoticon-thumbsup%5B2%5D.png?imgmax=800" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none;" /></span></span></strong></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: center;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, sans-serif;">1. Outfits made entirely of fleece</span></strong></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><img border="0" height="200" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC5dshPjautvRXGGgruFoiN4WVr9MFI50fjgsIfkTCRDfKuw_AEWRh7eFPQEMBYjtAvEYkkVWzpd-X8H3gDOCqiWLyIgUSB-H02ACFcRZiAS_oqu3E8s6mrnFyknNOibBYrHtoVjsjYy0z/s200/156212_474374993706_511823706_5622988_128380_n.jpg" width="106" /> <img border="0" height="200" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUP14WC0yNi2AvU-LhT3qWqOrjfBkKD4KIoFEj7DmJPDNPGGfzP_jXbnrElHDSBxG_g5a7Jay9T1WMgjyWsddmNUwRz9c8ht9M8MtxV3hNUQnQP2jQ8UeuvLqQvQV4DQQfFNeKvgLoUgz1/s200/untitled.bmp" width="125" /></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Now that Christmas is over, many are turning to adult size baby grows for winter comfort. However Freast advises not keeping your phone in the top pocket as in an emergency dash to the lavatory, it may be lost. (The pink slidey nokia is sorely missed</span><span style="font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-family: verdana;">2. Refreshers week</span></strong></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwJNOuJ49xNRojp199ah5U9t8ii3Fba96HaCsw7CEZ-fqqeAhjYSYmmcc0_-L5b4thbuJe6wqn2JoH1BID2z7njYDffbC-KbuxjJQUxVfpCjPEEomJazJW1IVg8PI6e02cvAi6Vwka_hCu/s1600/edfgh.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><img border="0" height="200" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwJNOuJ49xNRojp199ah5U9t8ii3Fba96HaCsw7CEZ-fqqeAhjYSYmmcc0_-L5b4thbuJe6wqn2JoH1BID2z7njYDffbC-KbuxjJQUxVfpCjPEEomJazJW1IVg8PI6e02cvAi6Vwka_hCu/s200/edfgh.bmp" width="145" /></span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Forget the fact they're all leaner, cleaner and have a routine which involves washing hair, make like a first year and source those lashminas.</span></div><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: verdana, sans-serif;">GOING DOWN<img alt="Thumbs down" class="wlEmoticon wlEmoticon-thumbsdown" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_ePyo4feZuwM/TSzlaHUiQhI/AAAAAAAAAEw/MEY8sb6lPgY/wlEmoticon-thumbsdown%5B2%5D.png?imgmax=800" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none;" /></span></strong></span></span> <br />
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</span></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family: verdana;">1. Leaving that bit of hair out of your bun</span></strong></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz53mzteao-alukIc3TWNWs4UbLjRWqwKmxlDZ4PpDzdjJoD2-MYunxVdy8ftuWExupKJ243LhBkC32y19sx26BXLhq2KHByI3aq0SALu888QdvrBYmXO3o9EdXHV0wGTFS0NeldQd_9gP/s1600/bun.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz53mzteao-alukIc3TWNWs4UbLjRWqwKmxlDZ4PpDzdjJoD2-MYunxVdy8ftuWExupKJ243LhBkC32y19sx26BXLhq2KHByI3aq0SALu888QdvrBYmXO3o9EdXHV0wGTFS0NeldQd_9gP/s200/bun.jpg" width="161" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdoc7vTgq-pD2JirsUQbVln3yOCChLaPVGAcldPqQXCJcrhI7l0zUKLpkJohSy764KfX1MGlClt506Yk9KwZN7SzhL5T9hp6ayfh5ojv7eRPMYG_MN-OfIKbBodhzpymsDZJPGmqe2gxcE/s1600/44677_427025202884_504807884_4921915_1995247_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" n4="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdoc7vTgq-pD2JirsUQbVln3yOCChLaPVGAcldPqQXCJcrhI7l0zUKLpkJohSy764KfX1MGlClt506Yk9KwZN7SzhL5T9hp6ayfh5ojv7eRPMYG_MN-OfIKbBodhzpymsDZJPGmqe2gxcE/s200/44677_427025202884_504807884_4921915_1995247_n.jpg" width="105" /></a></div><div align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-small;">In our heads we're channelling Black Swan, the real outcome is worse than having a 'Primark £2 Sale' label hanging out. </span> <br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; font-size: x-small;"> Parents Freast have declared Kylie's frilled, jewel-encrusted wonder to be 'tacky' and 'not in keeping with the rest of the house' APPARENTLY 'we don't live in a brothel.' This was news to Freast.</span> <br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: verdana;">(images from House of Fraser)</span> </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: verdana, sans-serif;">MAXIMUM LOVE</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: verdana;">FREAST</span></strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwvbTrIHcxzBqcHVT17B1l0t_pylFkX_uGvcbx2jwDI1p9H-JAILUi4RPs4JGpbe73_ksxkF6H8h8GpVazBNNdRDU2JWymf0XBRMtw-WA9REcMJYr3Dn4_fbHr22YR7H2gLxXbapNV7VVV/s1600/kylie1.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwvbTrIHcxzBqcHVT17B1l0t_pylFkX_uGvcbx2jwDI1p9H-JAILUi4RPs4JGpbe73_ksxkF6H8h8GpVazBNNdRDU2JWymf0XBRMtw-WA9REcMJYr3Dn4_fbHr22YR7H2gLxXbapNV7VVV/s1600/kylie1.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwvbTrIHcxzBqcHVT17B1l0t_pylFkX_uGvcbx2jwDI1p9H-JAILUi4RPs4JGpbe73_ksxkF6H8h8GpVazBNNdRDU2JWymf0XBRMtw-WA9REcMJYr3Dn4_fbHr22YR7H2gLxXbapNV7VVV/s1600/kylie1.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXM52QgSXVCPC08ZT6_ufDIXT8VbexkPsdfCRmaaNZj6YRSy_U-c-HUrfQPXagXMKe0QVDoNx7bHl6jG4uPiF7ExGVaA9KD0l9mM738ZGNHNDND7zI7qZNypUrOcrDDUiVMYdm7tbHESaT/s1600/kylie2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"></a></div>Freasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04994064275565020663noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6709122967636153550.post-43792831978196962382011-01-11T19:54:00.000+00:002011-01-11T19:54:14.780+00:00FREAST DO ANIMAL HIDE<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Freast and their empty bank-accounts went crazy in Southampton, the result being that majority of these outfits were sourced from the glowing beacon that is the H&M sale, an experience that encourages shoppers to invest in a calibre of clothing that perhaps lies beyond their day to day attire. As haute couture as we’re sure this mock snake skin skirt seems, the garment was in actual fact a snatch at £7. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Unfortunately our inclination of getting over excited by prices constantly leads us to over look size, and so it is for this reason that this skirt is a size too big. We overcame this issue magnificently through our use of line, light and in the mirror photographic skill. However, if our eating habits established over the festive period continue, we’re sure it will fit snugly by the end of the month. A less garish article of clothing, this black and white striped top sported by Fry goes with any and every colour (although the wearer may benefit from a January tan). This is her attempt at being fierce and trying to make it work. In Keast’s head this jacket is phenomenal and she’ll wear it everywhere but in reality, the fact that it’s velvet and feels nice only when you stroke it a certain way has been increasingly intimidating her. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">At the moment of trying on the respective tops with the skirt in the changing room it was because we had no alternative option. Yet instead of conforming to the old rule of ‘don’t wear polyutherine faux-snakeskin skirts with monochrome horizontal AND diagonal stripes or a jacket comprised of an optical illusion’, Freast have decided to embrace pattern-on-pattern chic.</span><br />
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