GOING UP 
1. Outfits made entirely of fleece
Now that Christmas is over, many are turning to adult size baby grows for winter comfort. However Freast advises not keeping your phone in the top pocket as in an emergency dash to the lavatory, it may be lost. (The pink slidey nokia is sorely missed)
2. Refreshers week
Forget the fact they're all leaner, cleaner and have a routine which involves washing hair, make like a first year and source those lashminas.
GOING DOWN
1. Leaving that bit of hair out of your bun
In our heads we're channelling Black Swan, the real outcome is worse than having a 'Primark £2 Sale' label hanging out.
2. Winter sun
Because sallow and malnourished is the new bronzed and buff.
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