'The most remarkable romance of our times:'
Mummy Keast was given this for Christmas. Freast were thrilled because it has detailed photos of Kate lifting boxes and wearing tracksuits. It also has very dramatic chapter titles such as:
The Guardian review for this book contains amazing phrases such as 'It is impossible to overstate just how common Kate is.' Freast were called 'common' once, but for some reason people don't get excited and curtsey when we're seen buying a lettuce in Thatcham Waitrose. As you might be able to tell, we may have solely looked at the photos and neglected the pages with words on in our examination of what we can only presume to be Kate's personal diary. The best part is that you can now buy A SET for £23.30 on Amazon which not only includes this tome, but also
If The Sun want to send us a copy we'd be only too happy to do a similarly comprehensive review of their compendium of 'Royal Love,' which we're sure contains an entirely different set of comparisons to Diana and pictures of Kate at the supermarket.