WHAT'S HOT AND WHAT'S NOT

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1. Outfits made entirely of fleece

 

Now that Christmas is over, many are turning to adult size baby grows for winter comfort. However Freast advises not keeping your phone in the top pocket as in an emergency dash to the lavatory, it may be lost. (The pink slidey nokia is sorely missed)

2. Refreshers week

Forget the fact they're all leaner, cleaner and have a routine which involves washing hair, make like a first year and source those lashminas.

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1. Leaving that bit of hair out of your bun

In our heads we're channelling Black Swan, the real outcome is worse than having a 'Primark £2 Sale' label hanging out.

2. Winter sun

Because sallow and malnourished is the new bronzed and buff.

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3. Chipped nail polish

Freast are passing off their laziness as 'distressed chic'.

4. Suspender look tights

(image from asos.com)

For those after the suspender look without compromising warmth of the thighs.

5. Being Rich

(image from earningmoneyonline.co.uk)

Hello student loan. That's a lot of pick 'n' mix and TK Maxx homeware.

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3. Out of season Christmas jumpers

It's embarrassing.

4. Geek chic

Now that exams are approaching which are rumoured to 'count towards something,' we're resenting our overly studious colleagues.


5. Bedding Bans 

                 
Parents Freast have declared Kylie's frilled, jewel-encrusted wonder to be 'tacky' and 'not in keeping with the rest of the house' APPARENTLY 'we don't live in a brothel.' This was news to Freast.
(images from House of Fraser) 

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