Saturday, 29 January 2011

FREAST DO INAPPROPRIATE HEMLINES

dress - ASOS, cardigan - vintage, tights - Henry Holland, boots - ASOS,  necklaces - Urban Outfitters

blazer - charity shop, top - topshop, tights - M&S, skirt - ASOS,  cardigan - Zara

In deciding that velvet is the new denim, and will never go out, Fry has invested in this striking body-con orange number. However, following her Dominoes-based dinner, body-con wasn't deemed by her photographer an attractive look - thus the giant green man cardigan was added to the ensemble. In a similar vein to Fry's 'special friend,' Keast's photographer decreed that having a picture on the interweb where the darker line at the top of her tights came below the hem of her skirt would put her office-babe career in jeapordy. She feels the 'powerwoman' blazer counteracts the 'prostitute' bottom half perfectly. She invested in the man-blazer last year, but is very afraid of the fact she's seen someone wearing an identical one in a lecture. In the wearing of Henry Holland's 'Hollywood' tights, Fry is trying to convince herself that this gives her all the credentials to replace Keast with someone like Alexa Chung or Agness Deyn. She has also invested in these ASOS trainer heels, believing that they will furthermore render her perfect WAG material. She is still waiting by the phone for both of these offers. 
 

Having run out of poses which didn't make her look all grubby, Keast resorted to the classic 'I'm wearing glasses made out of my own hands' look. She is aware that that having a chair covering most of her body probably isn't the best method of showcasing the outfit she's wearing. In hindsight tidying her floorspace would have made for a more aesthetically pleasing photo, although many visitors have noted that the plastic flowers and couture curtains are remniscent of Vogue Living. Keast was feeling particularly unclean this day. and it is for this reason that you can't see her face too closely and that her photos are generally below-par. Fry would like to apologise for the all too frequent wearing of the same two necklaces - tragically, she believes they make her outfits look more expensive. In addition, she has failed to wash her hair and has resorted to the aforementioned disgusting bun on top of her head. This won't happen again.


Massive thanks to all the new followers, even if we did coerce you through the use of comments. We'll try to keep the posts coming as regularly as possible, but Fry's uni starts next week with proper work (Keast's started 2 weeks ago. She isn't at all jealous.)

MAXIMUM LOVE
FREAST


19 comments:

  1. Love your style!!<3

    Stop by sometime! Maybe we could follow each other if you like?

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  2. love the blazer on the second photo1 and the first photo is great!
    <3
    katerina

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  3. lovely outfits! i love velvet!
    x

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  4. great outfits dear!!

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  5. Awesome outfits! Love the green blazer and the shirt with all the colors!:)
    you have such a great blog by the way!i'm happy i ran into it:) I really like your style and reading your posts!
    So i'm your newest follower:)
    hope you visit me back and become my follower too!
    Love,fashionfabrice!
    Have a fabulous day!

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  6. I'm liking the outfits.. very pretty.
    Follow: http://ohsopetite.blogspot.com/

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  7. you have got some fit style girl! i am drooling over your cape on the post below! xxxxx

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  9. thank you for your lovely comment... adore your blog... and am definitely following! xx

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  10. Love the blazer in the second outfit! Awesome blog, I'm following! :) x

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  11. great outfits, would be lovely to see them a big bigger so we can see all the detail.

    and some of the things you say really cracked me up.

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    x

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  12. i'd love to follow you! believe it or not in all honestly i've read you two's blog before but i had never clicked the follow button. come to think of it, i don't know why i haven't done so sooner.. consider it done! <3

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  13. oh, really lovely!! I LIKE your blog.

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  14. Velvet is awesome!
    Lovely blog!
    x

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  15. love this set of pictures!
    thanks for ur comments =)

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  16. great outfits, but the writing is the best:)
    Loved it, hilerious!
    xxx

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  17. cool outfit, but your text is just awesome - you are hilarious!! LOVE this post :)

    xxxx

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