FREAST DO 'LEATHER'

Initially purchased for dog-walking purposes, the brown jacket sported by Fry (also owned but accidentally left at home by Keast) has become a treasured possession. We're somewhat unsure of it's 'leather' credentials, seeing as it came in at about £10, but it has exciting shaped sleeves and comes naturally creased which is perfect for Freast's floor.

Keast went for the androgynous look, aided considerably by the use of dry shampoo and horizontal stripes. Her leathers smell all proper but for some reason make her feel a little bit like a man or one of those girls who enjoy films with subtitles. For these photos she ventured out of the confines of her room onto the staircase made solely of wood. This happens to be the only exit of the building and definitely not any sort of fire hazard. Mummy Keast has bought her a safety rope and a fire blanket just in case.

KEAST: jacket - Pepe Jeans, jumper - Mango, jeans - UniQlo, boots - Gap

Fry now understands that these tights probably aren't quite appropriate for January, as the male population of Manchester were today incredulous at the sight of legs that resembled a nude colour. She also apologises for the increasing disintegration of her 'classy' red nail varnish. For the first time in a long while Keast wore jeans and it was a very restricting experience.

FRY: coat - Zara, Aran jumper - vintage, necklaces - Urban Outfitters, skirt - American Apparel, tights - Primark, boots - Topshop

Anyway, it's exciting to see that we now have enough followers to be a multiple of something. PLUS when we say it quickly most people assume we have 80. We normally don't correct them. Keast is still having massive issues finding gainful employment abroad, so if anyone owns France give us an email. 'Work which counts towards something' has been piling up by the day, but for some reason the world's most giant TK Maxx and the sticky depths of Wetherspoons have been more alluring. Expect a new 'What's hot' within the next 48 hours. It's probably not going to be quite as ingenious as last time but we'll endeavour to enthrall you once again.

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